Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Enchantments Applied: 248 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY