LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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