LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Astral Projections Made: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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