Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as my wife? Look no further! Our server is so adorable, you’ll want to marry it just like I did with my wife (who is, by the way, the cutest thing ever). Join us for some blocky fun and maybe you’ll find your own pixelated soulmate! Just don’t tell my wife, she might get jealous of all the attention you’ll be giving to our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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