"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	6929
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	618

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5744	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3940	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4843
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!