"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crops Grown:	3841
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Emeralds Found:	9700
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3396
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!