"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ores Mined:	5674
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4085
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3919	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2623
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2758
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1586
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”