"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6666
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7812
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.