"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	446
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4864	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1605
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	914	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.