Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3828	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

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SailorsParadise

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hello everyone! so about a week or two ago me and few buddies decided to start our own Semi-Vanilla Survival server it has a few mods mostly for Quality of life and to spice things up a little bit. after playing for awhile and bringing a few of our buddies along to the server we realized that as we kept getting a few more peeps that it was nice having new faces around so we spent about a week trying to make the server open to the public by setting up a discord and a proper spawn location. so we are glad to announce now that we are opening our server doors to everyone else! we are a Forge 1.16.4 java server and inside the discord you will find all the required mods that you need in order to get on. if you’re wanting a vanilla-ish server with some spice that is fairly new you’re more than welcome to come join us!

173.44.44.145

POSTFINEM Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

POSTFINEM is a military-political Minecraft project, where the history of the whole world is under your control. Create a powerful state, fight for territories and destroy entire empires!

Java ➥ IP » mc.postfinem.ru | 1.15.2 – 1.18.2x

Bedrock ➥ IP » mc.postfinem.ru | 1.19x

➥ Map » http://map.postfinem.ru/

➥ Donat » https://postfinem.ru

We are in social networks:

➥ Discord » https://discord.gg/tSqxmnaudq

➥ TikTok » tiktok.com/@postfinem

➥ YouTube » https://youtube.com/channel/UC7BdciZ8hFq…

mc.postfinem.ru

Sling Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

fighting server raids allowed looking for admins this server is a ton of fun we are always looking for new players to join our server because it is a lot of fun and we love having new people on the serber

51.178.92.171:25568

Lifesteal x network

Economy, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5356	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	192

Welcome to our server. This server is cracked/premium both are allowed Its An Lifesteal Smp. We have a very good community with good members. So what are u waiting for? Join now!

`『🎮』` IP – game7.falixserver.net:17838

46.4.71.235:17838

Chill Vanilla

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Super relaxed vanilla minecraft come join! I would appreciate some ideas on what to do with the server to make it more interactive for survival playing! In search of good builders. Super chill, no toxicity, just good vibes and minecraft. I love when people give me ideas! I’ve been constantly updating and developing the server with y’alls input and I can see a community starting to form!

167.114.188.100

HugeGO OLD Game Server 1.1x Minecraft server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

× We do not cheat on teams

× Free donation /FREE /FREEDC /OPKA× Not long ago Santa came to us with a gift :0

× Lowest prices

× High-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

hugego.ru:19133

Bagel Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Bagel Anarchy no rules hacks allowed but no flying gaymer swag and other stuff on the server theres some groups as well end disabled

mc.sdiego.net

Midnightsmp

Balanced Economy, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, No Lag, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

——————-MidnightSMP——————-What we offer:Cracked vanilla earth smp.No lag.Good staff.Not p2w.Good anti-cheat and plugins.Join today!

play.midnightsmp.org

Butter Cavern

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7946	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Animals Bred:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Butter Cavern is a small Danish server. We mainly focus on skyblock but we also offer gamemodes such as survival, creative, towny and our upcoming tower defence game.

mc.iversenproductions.dk

WallHem Minecraft server

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

❗❗❗ WallHem – The right choice ❗❗❗

✅ IP: mc.wallhem.ru

⭐ CASE DRAW!

⭐ Cool /kit start and daily rewards!

⭐ Frequent and interesting Events!

⭐ High online and responsive technical support!

⚡ Survival – survive, build, buy and develop for your own pleasure!

⚡SkyBlock – create your own island and live alone or call a friend, develop, build, reach the top level, bargain with players, get a job!

⚡ Anarchy – create clans, unite to grief other people’s bases, because we allow this!

❤️ Kind admins

❤️ Many players

❤️ Honest donation

❤️ No lags

❤️ Cool server

mc.wallhem.ru

Oerthyon

Factions, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey !

Welcome to Oerthyon!

Oerthyon is a PvP/Mini-Game server

So what are you waiting for, join us! http://discord.oerthyon.fr/ play.oerthyon.fr

play.oerthyon.fr

Drunkcraft

Bukkit, Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	43252	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Brand new Minecraft server full of drunks….. running on 1.19.2!Come have fun on this relaxed Survival server!

198.27.69.214

Operation Minecraft

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Items Found:	8328	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Operation Minecraft is a small community where all are welcome. We are a plot-based creative server.

All plots are 62*62 blocks so you don’t have to worry about space!

If you’re into creative and building, then come along and see what we have to offer!

Our server has a great community and team always working to make our server better!

51.68.208.6:25623

HELLJOY 1.16.5 | Anarchy similar to Minecraft’s FunTime server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

The owner of the server “HELLJOY 1.16.5 Anarchy similar to FunTime” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mchelljoy.ru

FlameCube

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4011	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2500	New Chunks Explored:	114937
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to FlameCube,

We are trying to get a friendly and fun community. This server is a vanilla server, we are excepting new staff and sometimes give away a rank. If you join us we hope you enjoy your stay here, questions can be asked in game to our fairly active staff.

Rules: 1. No griefing or stealing 2. No insulting players/swearing often or using caps 3. Keep the chat famely-friendly 4. Do NOT spawn kill 5. NO lag machines Note: You may AFK and use AFK farms or not that harmfull bugs!

FlameCube.aternos.me