Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	204	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	2919
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

This server was created for the entertainment of players. Here you can do whatever you want. For example: build, break, explode, kill, pour lavacasts and much more!

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4-20.games

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	4785	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

4-20.games Minecraft server, pure Vanilla, – Vanilla Survival (PVP enabled) – Vanilla Creative – Latest version – 24/7 online – 420

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Dinkingcraft

1vs1, Events, Kitmap, Multiplayer Survival, OneBlock, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Our server is made up of a small 0-toxic community, with active and friendly staff, ready to help you.

Currently, we have the following modalities:

survival con arena pvpkitmap oneblock next events

Come have a great experience at DinkinCraft

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ElysiaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to ElysiaCraft. We are a RPG style Towny server We have slimefun Gemstone mechanics and Lore Attributes. Dungeons always worked on ~

Elysiacraft.ggs.gg

LenMine.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Love Letters Sent:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ores Mined:	2608	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

The best analogue of 2b2t. Version 1.12-1.20.1, low ping, tps stable 20. We have the best anti-cheat.

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BirdLanding

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

This a 1.16.4 skyblock server it is really fun and come join and have a good flight. we will be soon adding a pvp arena so be careful on who you meet in their it might just be your doom.

BirdLandin.minehut.gg

Emseries

Adventure, Modded, Pve Survival, Spigot

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

EMSeries Minecraft Server (planetminecraft.com)

Independent server with an assortment of mods! We are a growing server, please be patient with us in our improving the server. Suggestions welcome! The following mods are included:

BetterStructures

BigDoors

BlueMap

Coins

CustomStructures

DiscordSRV

EliteMobs

EnchantGUI

Essentials

HorseTPWithMe

ItemsAdder

KeepChunks

LuckPerms

Magic

MinePacks

MineTinker

MythicMobs

Nova

ParticlesHats

Towny

Vault

WorldEdit

WorldGuard

71.227.152.95

FortisPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

FortisPvP is a semi-competitive Minecraft Skyblock and Factions servers with bi-weekly payouts.

For more information regarding our payouts, visit the Discord: https://discord.fortispvp.com

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✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Bed wars, build battle, Deathrun, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

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Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

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Badland smp

smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	292	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Features:

– Authentication

– Land Claiming

– Costom Ranks

– Shop

– Economy

– Friendly Staff

– Connect With Discord

– Vote And Get Rewards

– Upcoming Events

– Full World Map On Web

– Trade System

– Cross-play

And More…..

hel-fi-543.pinecloud.uk:28581

TheZone

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to The Zone. Just a cool place to hang out! Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/gn6hFjRqwU

the-zone.apexmc.co:25588

FORENGRIEF – COOL GRIF SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4813
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	226

Open top griefer server in minecraft, there is a free donation /free

forengrief.joinserver.xyz

DamagedWorld

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Potions Brewed:	156	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Join DamagedWorld today! Start building and raiding in a free world! Once you join type “kit needed” and you will receive a starter kit!

damagedworld.minefort.com

The soul society

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

We welcome you to join The Soul Society Minecraft Server

The Soul Society IP: 173.208.97.163:31456

The server is about three days old and we are actively working and adding plugins to make your Minecraft life fun and adventurous.

173.208.97.163:31456

Miner Manic

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3008	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome To Miner Manic, The Mini Game Network and home of Zombie Manic Reborn

Play.MinerManic.com

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Servers that we have available on our Network:

Tower Defense – Zombie Manic – Hunger Games – Spleef – Parkour – Acid Island – Sky Grid – Sky Block – Cave Block – Survival

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