Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2735	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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MixMine

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

Excellent lobby server and PvP mini-games with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂 Here you will find everything you like. We also have nothing extra!

mc.mixmine.ru

Nx empire

Crates, Custom spawn, Faction Survival, Factions, Kit PvP, Lootcrates, PvP, smp, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

► Unique Server Experience – Unique Server Layout – 16 MILLION block custom map – DiscordSRV

► Lots of Quality-Of-Life Changes – No phantoms – No creepers.

nxempire.mysrv.us

Dynasty

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	6216	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Dynasty is a classic geopol server.

Features? [+] Towny, McMMOS, Vehicles, and the good old gold economy!

Discord? https://discord.gg/uuua676quj

dynastymc.org

AlfLand server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Economy, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The owner of the AlfLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.alfland.ru

Wonderland Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

This server includes a fun community, parkour, kitpvp, skyblock and a SMP world! (more minigames will be added soon!). so if you are looking for a vanilla survival server to join look no longer!

zwieber.mcserv.me

Pixelmon adventure

Casino, Economy, Gyms, Land Claim, Need Players, Need Staff, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Shops, pokemon

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	904
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Check out the Discord for instructions on installation!– https://discord.gg/sjuKm5Nhmp

Welcome to our custom Pixelmon modpack server! Are you ready to put your skills to the test in our challenging gyms and battle against the Elite Four?

But that’s not all – our server also features unique custom towns, each with their own distinct personality. Imagine building your own home in a bustling city or setting up shop in a quiet countryside village. The possibilities are endless!

As we grow, we want to create a welcoming community of players to populate the cities and explore the vast world of Pixelmon. You can even purchase your own property to buy, sell, and trade with other players.

And if you’re looking for something to do, grab your camera and go on a Pixelmon hunt – snap some amazing pictures of the creatures you encounter!

Join us now and be a part of our exciting server adventure.

s26.oddblox.us:25791

LibarianNetwork

Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9507

Website coming soon!

Write stories on a newly launched, unique server. Our helpful staff are always available between 10:00 and 20:00. TGF: after a few days

libarian.aternos.me

MiraLux | WaterIsland | Minecraft PvP server

Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2927
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	67

MiraLux is a world of new opportunities and unique mechanics!

◈ Survival on an island in the poisonous ocean alone or with friends.

◈ Trading platform (auction) for trading items.

◈ Research underwater laboratories to receive unique rewards.

◈ Opening cases with a chance for valuable items.

◈ Well-thought-out system of rewards and artifacts.

◈ PvP mode for fighting other players and earning game currency.

◈ Participation in legendary events and quests.

Become the best among everyone, explore, fight, survive!

miralux.gamepvp.ru

iByteGaming Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9197
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

-It’s Here!-

iByteGaming has finally released a 1.16.4 server! We are excited to share it with everyone! One of the biggest questions when considering a new server, is, “What does this have to offer?” I’m going to break this up for anyone that is interested. We are running a Paper Spigot server, which means the server is very optimized and very lightweight. It’s hosted on a beefy dedicated server, collocated in a fiber-lit datacenter in California. A lag-free environment is our goal for this server. The Minecraft server itself also has a bunch of plugins. Below is a breakdown of what we’ve decided to add.

mc.ibytegaming.com

Knightworld

AutoRank, Business, Custom terrain, Economy, Free Fly, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Spawners, TEAM, Vote Rewards

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

KNIGHTWORLD is a survival server with an attentive Staff, made up of Admin, Member.Staff and HELPER to help you during your adventure. We have a discord server available for players in the event of a problem, complaint, suggestions, etc. Join us now!

🛡 – LandClaim (2,000 Claim Blocks initially)⛏ – Spawner (Pickaxe to spawn + Spawner shop)💲 – Economy (2,500 Coins initially)📥 – Shop (Buy items for Coins)📝 – HDV (Player-to-player sales)📤 – Sale (Sell items for Coins)🎉 – UPRANK (a random player wins a random rank once a month)🏆 – VoteParty (Event PVP + PerteStuffOff + DropItem + VoteBox)🎁 – VoteBox (Spawner, Minerais, Coins, Gems, Blocs de claim, Key…)💸 – Casino (Crate/Loterie/BoxKey/CoinsKey)🌐 – Warp (Casino Event Farm Nether Rtp)📣 – Warp Farm (example of Farm/Sorter accepting limits)⚔ – PVP 1.8 (Survival ON between 10 a.m. and 10 p.m./Always ON in the nether)🔱 – Grade (Youtube Twitch Mythique Hero Elite Brave Sponsor)⚒ – Kit (Mythical Hero Elite Brave Survival Claim)⚠️ – Staff (Admin Membre.Staff Helper)💰 – DeliverymanChest (automatic seller)💳 – Store (Spawner rare, Skill, Key, LivreurChest, CommandeBonus)💳 – Boutique (Grade, Gems, ClaimBonus, Title)

📛 To know! Any advantage purchasable in the Boutique or Store can be obtained without paying. Gems, ClaimBonus obtainable in VoteBoxes and Rank obtainable during events in addition to one UPRANK per month. 📛

play.knightworld.fr

TimeLierG Companions

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8973	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

An MMO style server with events and a ranking system / leaderboard, economy and shop plugins, anti cheat and anti grief. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see.

Plugins include ClearLag, mcMMO, Images, Vault, Ultimate_Economy, Essentials, GriefPrevention, ColoredBooked, EssentialsChat.

This is an 18+ adult server with furry content, do not join if you do not wish to see NSFW content.

104.223.99.102:25590

Without Donat⭐MfO⭐Java⭐Bedrock Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	4363	Enchantments Applied:	293
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	187
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Version 1.20.4

⭐ Access from licensed and pirated accounts

⭐ Java

⭐Bedrock

Updated server without donation. Various game modes. Premium plugins. Friendly atmosphere on the server.

– Premium plugins

— Different game modes (RPG, Classic Survival, Anarchy, Islands, Creative)

— Web map of the world

— Player web statistics

— Quests

— RPG player leveling

— Friendly atmosphere on the server

– and much more…

IP address › mcoldies.ru

Discord › discord.gg/VmbKHGatJV

Java Port: 25565

IP: mcoldies.ru

Bedrock port: 19132

IP: mcoldies.ru

mcoldies.ru

Na vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to North American Vanilla, a Vanilla Survival ServerCurrent Server IP: navanilla.apexmc.coNA Vanilla, is a project started by @ProWorm to create a minecraft server with the intention of providing a vanilla experience in a world that does not reset. With only 3 rules, you are given as much freedom to create, destroy, and explore in NA Vanilla. Created in 2023. This map will never reset, and the server will remain online forever.Rules:1. No intentional lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.2. No hacking or using tools which give you an unfair advantage over another player.3. No doxxingCome say Hi to us on Discord! Invite Link: discord.gg/KQMWD9Kc7W

navanilla.apexmc.co

1.16-1.20 (You’re Cool) Hard Pvp with 3D weapons Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, Quests, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mines Excavated:	4268	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1484	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Our server has:

– New armor (Ruby, Mithril, Angelic, ####)

– New weapons (Long Sword, Katan, Spear, Fire Sword, Ice Sword, Khalite Sword)

– New bows (Ruby Bow, Mithril Bow, Angel Bow)

– New ore (Ruby Ore, Mithril Ore, Angel Ore)

– New minerals (Ruby, Mithril Bar, Angel Shard, Red Diamond, Blue Diamond, Green Diamond)

– New blocks (Ruby block, Mithril block, Khalite block)

– New pickaxes (Ruby pickaxe, Double pickaxe, Magic pickaxe)

– New food (Shawarma, Sausages, Smoothie, Fairy Apple, ####)

– New hats (28 types)

– Quests

– Auction

– Cases with items, with privileges

– Nice whale

mc.enderix.ru

CelestialCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

CelestialCraft is a new Minecraft server that focuses on the player’s gameplay experience, respects their feedback, and gives them the most priority! If you’re looking for a new, relatively peaceful server to play on, you’ll love this place! Why us?

We have many features that regular SMPs don’t! Here’s a brief overview! – We just launched on Sept 1st! – We’re a non-P2W server, and never will be! – Friendly staff and community! – A realistic, dynamic economy. – A special Black Market – A customized Graveyard! – A well-thought-out, balanced, and progressive ranking system! – A custom enchanting system – A fully custom Mob Arena, where you can fight hordes of mobs and bosses! – Custom mobs, drops, and armor sets! – And so, so much more!

play.celestialcraft.org