Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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DolphinCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

DolphinCraft is a unique SMP minecraft server. We have loads of unique features such as: teams, crates, pets, and so much more! We are constantly making updates and we have great support from our staff. We just updated to 1.16, and we are making sure that there are no bugs on our server. We would love to see you and your friends join us!

51.79.38.133:25591

OverLordsMine.Ru .. Minecraft server

Parkour, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	New Chunks Explored:	305786
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

The server is very good without lags and good plugins, the Administration is responsive, Donation is cheap. Auto-Donat website – OverLordsMine.Ru VK group – vk.com/overlordsmine

46.174.54.44

Hidden sanctuary smp

Antigrief, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Custom spawn, Custom terrain, Lore, RPG, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

**Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project. A big L to all the pay to win servers out there. We want to make an example out there!****HS is a FRESH 1.19.3 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server,** looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft.

Currently we have a team of **6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord)** that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our **Trello board.** I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch. We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

HS owns pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin, and we have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 🙂

If this server does indeed sound as intruiging as I want it to, it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! :heart:

We are currently on a sponsored shockbyte server but we will move to a super stronk dedicated machine when time needs be (very soon!).I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is May 2023.

Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Get involved with Hidden Sanctuary today!@ https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

135.148.63.27:25567

Axsioma server Minecraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Animals Bred:	118	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

[Axsioma] – Private minecraft server with a friendly community and a fun atmosphere.

Our server is Role Play, politics, economics, large-scale events, no unnecessary plugins and much more!

[Сезон 0]

Enrollment is open. Apply quickly!

Axsioma.mcmem.ru

Apex Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

play.apexfactions.net

Gamingworld.ro

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3085	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Server IP: mc.gamingworld.ro:25665

mc.gamingworld.ro:25665

Hell Blaze

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Lithuanian survival server. Join for active admin drops and economy. Auctions, custome items and so on!

51.83.150.220

Anicloud ➜ Anarchy, survival, mini-games⭐ Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

On our project you will find many unique modes and mechanics, which, basically, have no worthy analogues in the CIS and even in the world. We highlight such modes as: Mmorpg, Z-Arena, LuckyBlockWars, BedWars and many others. New mobs, blocks and other items without mods. The server has been operating for more than 10 years and continues to develop. We use the latest versions of Minecraft to give you a unique experience. To play on the server you need Optifine.

play.anicloud.ru

KitchenCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Buildings Constructed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5563

KitchenCraft is a survival Minecraft server with a variety of plugins and custom ranks! Time to come get lost in the sauce!

KitchenCraft.shock.gg

Zeland

Economy, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Survival, but better. This is raw Minecraft at it’s finest.Difficulty: As Hard as it gets.What makes Zeland unique?– Large Biomes with Generated Structures 10x rarer. No free handouts here. If you want it, you have to earn it. (Strongholds, Mob Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– Wandering Traders and Pillager Patrols are disabled.– PvP allowed, but must follow rules of war.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, Fly.

Zeland was my personal Survival world that I’ve opened up to the public. Feel free to pop in, say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then claim some land and build a home! My only ask is that you are respectful and clean up after yourself. The goal is to create a server full of good honest people, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Zeland!

As a protection against griefing, I back up the server regularly.

mc.landoscloud.com

DayZ BattleGround

Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4460
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

We present you the Zombie Apocalypse server in the pixel game Minecraft. On the server You will find a lot of unique systems, such as: Cars, weapons, spawn random loot in chests, a unique system of clans and an interesting map. We are a real favorite of DayZ projects. Our project has been in existence for 2 YEARS, and over time we have become popular in all CIS countries.

play.mcdayz.ru

LoneCraft-Java-Anarchy🗡️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9778	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Also, besides anarchy, we have a vanilla bedrock server, no pvp and no vultures

https://minecraftrating.ru/server/lonecraft/

f1.aurorix.net:34333

Cocoa Craft

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

We are a small survival server looking for new players. Come join us and join a community open to ideas and a new perspective to minecraft.

109.169.58.75

Try smp

Adventure, Cracked, Economy, Kits, Slimefun, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4272	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

TRY SMP Sri Lankan Minecraft server that has many features like Kits, Grief Prevention (Claims), Slimefun and much more. Join our Discord server to get more information about our server. Join our server, play and enjoy!

Discord: – discord.io/trysmpWebsite: – store.trysmp.comTwitter: – https://twitter.com/trysmpmc

Java Ip: – TRYSMP.mc-server.netBedrock Port: – 2101

TRYSMP.mc-server.net

Sentinel MC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3068
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Zombie Dances:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft server. Prison Factions Skyblock Creative Survival Factions

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78.60.223.240