Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Votes:	6028	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4078
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

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IKTeam Server – ClanWars, Survival without private Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mines Excavated:	1887

IKTeam Server is a server where you can spend your time with friends. Survival without private, clan wars, griefing and much more! Updated every weekend! Responsive administration. We are waiting exactly for you!

iktm.me

Trackcraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	750	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Votes:	8862
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

We are proud to welcome you to the new TrackCraft Minecraft Server, a classic survival-based server. A friendly community awaits you at TrackCraft, which is designed to offer you an unforgettable experience. You can play with your friends, make land claims, crate an auction house make player warps, and much more.

Play.TrackCraft.World

Spleen MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Spleen MC is a brand-new hardcore server playable on both java and bedrock! Space is limited, but when you die you’re out so there’s never too much of a wait to get on!

Up to 15 chunks are claimable by you at the start, and without PvP you won’t have to worry about getting mowed down when you log in

This server is used to film content for the channel SpleenBeaned

135.148.3.92:25615

Chaeeff Minecraft server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

OUR SERVER HAS:

Auto-Mine, donation case giveaways, PVP Arena and king of the hill! Our Moderation will help in difficult situations. We have many of our own commands, for example: /mask-on, /protector-on, /bonus and much more! Our donation DOES NOT deceive you about the possibilities, there is no empty advertising for a certain Opka! You can disable advertising on your behalf by request OR BY BUYING A DONATE! We have a TRIAL VERSION OF DONATIONS! You can receive a trial donation ON REQUEST!

chaeeff.mcmod.ru

Mingu.ML

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4072	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Small minecraft community with minigames like skyblock and mobarena plus both survival/creative mode

Mingu.ML

Fys network

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5146	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Server IP: network.fys-clan.com

network.fys-clan.com

EdwardSMP

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Farms Harvested:	439

SURVIVAL SERVER CREATED BY EdwardPlaysMC! HIRING STAFF!

STAFF HIRING POSITIONS (AS OF DECEMBER 22, 2020): Builder (4 Positions) Moderator (2 Positions) Developer (1 Position)

(Contact me to apply for staff on my Steam profile! Steam Chat for the server: tinyurl.com/villagesu2)

EdwardSMP.aternos.me

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m32.mcsuper.net

TheVortex SMP

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to TheVortex SMP!

TheVortex SMP is a no-frills survival server I’ve cooked up in my spare time. Hearkening from the days of a grandiose past, a new generation of Time Lords sets off to journey through the stars.

You can access the server at mc.chara.dev on Minecraft 1.16.4. (Make sure to accept the resource pack!)

And most importantly, have fun!

mc.chara.dev

Tgc network

Jobs, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

TGC is a 4 year old Minecraft Server that has always been community oriented and having a network of players from all over the planet! Mode is primarily SURVIVAL with a Skyblock and MC MMO to soon come. We don’t do wipes, we choose friendliness over capitalism and we are very glad to say that we love playing together.

TGC.MCSERVER.US:25606

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m30.mcsuper.net

Survial World

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	335
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Its a survival server for ppl who just want to play survival

fckotuxihmkserver.minefort.com

Amethystmc

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	667

Server IP: play.amethystmc.fun

play.amethystmc.fun

MonqeMC

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Votes:	5812	Players Killed by Monsters:	5770
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

This server will soon offer many games to play, for now we have KitPvP, Survival and SkyBlock! This server is in early development so if any bugs occur then please contact us on our discord server! We are also looking staff, but please don’t just join to ask for staff. Enjoy!

176.31.207.13:25588

SLIPKWORLD Minecraft server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7526	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

SlipkWorld ▸ is a tube Minecraft server with complicated survival. On the server you will find: mob levels, meteorites, bosses and much more, which will make your survival and the survival of your friends comfortable and unforgettable ❤️

play.slipkworld.fun