Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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DayZombie – survival in the zombie apocalypse! Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	1006	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

DayZombie is a unique server with a DayZ theme in Minecraft PE on version 1.1.5!Survival in the world of a zombie apocalypse among destroyed cities, only hardcore.The main features of this server that you will not find anywhere else:● Zombies! Lots of zombies! Mutated creatures that roam cities, forests, everywhere!● Atmosphere! Own textures, shaders, sounds, which are automatically installed when you log into the server, fascinate with their beauty and clarity!● Loot system! Search all over the map for different things to survive!● Various firearms! The server has a lot of melee and firearms that will help you survive!● Hunger, thirst, disease, infection, radiation! You will have to look for food, water and various medicines so as not to die without food or simply from some kind of infection!And that’s not all that is on this server, enter your server data and start surviving!IP: dayzombie.ruPort: 19132

dayzombie.ru:19132

PureAnarchy

Anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	619	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

PureAnarchy is a brand-new survival Minecraft server whose goal is to deliver the intended multiplayer experience combined with basic freedom. Enjoy! -The server still needs some adjustments. (no plugins – only command_blocks)

192.161.174.192:25605

Pikkucraft

Balanced Economy, Economy, PvE, Pve Survival, PvP, PvP Survival, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Votes:	5148

Come play PikkuCraft!No Pay-To-Win!Discover new enchantments!Get Married in game!Make some money, raid, and become the top PvPer!

51.161.123.171

Natans Minigame (Cops and Robbers) PvP

Mini Games, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6871
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

The Best Minigame on Minehut (Based on SCP: Secret Laboratory)

5 cells just opened up and Prisoners are on the run, Cops are deployed to prevent them from escaping. You may loot find keycards wich you can use to open doors and enter rooms.

Each round ends after 1 team completes their task:

Prisoners – Escape, kill all Cops Cops – Kill all Prisoners

Invite your friends to play: https://discord.gg/cjYKXUB3WD

natansmg.minehut.gg

Azurecraft Minecraft server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

The server is STRICTLY fun and pleasant, there is no gamemode 1 donation, which has a good effect on the economy, griefing on the server is allowed, but for cheats you can (and even need to!) get a BAN IN BPAN, we EXTREMELY do not approve of them. Responsive and communicative administration, bonuses for new players, that’s all for now, see you on the server!

mc.azurecraft.ru

TVHub

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	287814	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

TV-Hub is a work in progress server. It will be a survival server with crates, that is all I know of as of now. No opening date has been confirmed either. Other things like a discord are in the works, and if the server is successful, I will open a website. We look forward to seeing you 🙂

TVHub.aternos.me

Sacred isle

Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crops Grown:	5270	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

SacredIsle- A Medieval-Fantasy Worldbuilding Roleplay Server (1.19.3)IP : 54.39.8.22:25614 | sacredisle.my.pebble.host

Discord: https://discord.gg/A4ZMNEWQrN

Welcome to SacredIsle!

SacredIsle offers a hardcore semi-vanilla survival experience without the permadeath: a server where players create characters, pick a class such as the durable Fighter, fireball wielding Wizard or evil Necromancer then team up to create villages and eventually factions while interacting with neighboring settlements. Epic settlements, server conflicts, notable figures, and important events are recorded as server lore on our Discord, allowing players and their civilizations to become part of the world’s ever evolving history! Building, socializing, and exploring are key elements on the server. Found or join a faction, recruit other players and grow your power and influence! Form alliances with others or engage in all out warfare!

Here’s what you can expect from SacredIsle: – A roleplay server with a focus on worldbuilding and geopolitics in a medieval fantasy setting – Gameplay that focuses on building, exploration, and player interaction – Player-written lore which is recorded on our wiki, describing important events, settlements, and individuals – Five unique classes which serve to unite players and give a solid basis for lore-writing – Gameplay systems that enforce realism: this includes limited teleportation, levelled mobs and a skill progression system – A free pet Allay upon joining the server – No pay-to-win- on SI, we earn things via effort, not the ability to pay for a rank. – A new but quickly growing community – And much more!

cord before being able to build.

54.39.8.22:25614

The Ant Hill – RPG Survival –

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Embrace the Charm of The Anthill – Join Our Growing Family!

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!

At The Anthill, we’re more than just a server; we’re a close-knit family of adventurers, dreamers, and builders. As a small community with big dreams, we’re extending an invitation to like-minded players who seek a warm, friendly, and supportive environment in their Minecraft journey.

A Growing Haven: We may be small now, but we’re on an exciting journey to become something extraordinary. Join us on this adventure and witness The Anthill blossom into a bustling hub of creativity, camaraderie, and shared experiences.

Endless Potential: Help us define the future of The Anthill! As we grow, your ideas and feedback will play a crucial role in shaping the server. This is your chance to be part of something special from the very beginning.

Let’s transform The Anthill into a vibrant haven for Minecraft enthusiasts together. Spread the word, bring your friends, and let’s make The Anthill a destination where everyone feels at home.

Warm regards, The Ant Hill Community <3

TheAntHill.mcpocket.net

🔥ATLANTWORLD🔥➺ SURVIVAL 🌍 GTA ROLEPLAY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Votes:	4091	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Animals Bred:	86	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ IP: mr.atlantworld.ru ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐GTA RolePlay:

A faction system, including the police, army, hospital, media and mafia. A system of cars and weapons, implemented using a resource pack. A unique criminal system, including the ghetto area, wars for territory, businesses and the capture of bases of other gangs. A system of standard jobs, starting from a loader and ending with the work of a truck driver. For beginners, initial work is provided to help them get comfortable in the virtual world of the server. Advanced features and commands for fast and high-quality role-playing. An extensive map inspired by the city of Los Angeles in the USA. Our server is staffed by a team builders, thanks to which the city is actively growing and urbanization continues. A system of businesses and its own economy. Each player can purchase his own business, be it a gas station, a gun store or a car dealership. The server is dominated by a market economy and players have full control over the listed systems, allowing them to influence the current state of the economy on the server. A large number of other systems such as telephone, subway, buses, weddings and much more. Join us now and Plunge into the world of RolePlay with many possibilities!

✨Vanilla Survival:

Adequate donation system: We do not sell admin panels or creativity. All players have equal conditions! Duel and clan battle system: Test your strength in 1v1 duels or fight with enemies in epic clan battles. Mob arena: Test your skills in battle with mobs and try to reach the last wave! Battle pass: Complete exciting tasks and receive valuable rewards, including donated currency. Lots of different jobs: There are a lot of interesting jobs on the server so that everyone can find a job to their liking. Unique warp system: Create your own shops, businesses, cafes and much more using our warps. Various pets, gadgets, effects and skins: Stand out from the crowd with unique items and effects. Bonuses for top players: Top players in the statistics receive additional donation currency.

IP – play.atlantworld.ru

Website: https://atlantworld.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/atlantworld.ru

mr.atlantworld.ru

Minesk8er.MGC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Minesk8er.MGC(formerly VenomMC). We are a Survival server with ambitions to expand further than just one gamemode. Our staff team is more relaxed than most, however we still a few rules to follow. On survival you can play in any way you wish and there will be an economy being built soon.

Survival.mgchosting.net

Aethermc

Crates, Custom terrain, DonatorRanks, Kits, Landprotection, Leveling, Safe Survival, Vote Rewards

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8225
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Server IP: play.aethermc.org

play.aethermc.org

DolphinCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

DolphinCraft is a unique SMP minecraft server. We have loads of unique features such as: teams, crates, pets, and so much more! We are constantly making updates and we have great support from our staff. We just updated to 1.16, and we are making sure that there are no bugs on our server. We would love to see you and your friends join us!

51.79.38.133:25591

OverLordsMine.Ru .. Minecraft server

Parkour, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Farms Harvested:	289	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

The server is very good without lags and good plugins, the Administration is responsive, Donation is cheap. Auto-Donat website – OverLordsMine.Ru VK group – vk.com/overlordsmine

46.174.54.44

Hidden sanctuary smp

Antigrief, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Custom spawn, Custom terrain, Lore, RPG, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

**Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project. A big L to all the pay to win servers out there. We want to make an example out there!****HS is a FRESH 1.19.3 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server,** looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft.

Currently we have a team of **6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord)** that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our **Trello board.** I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch. We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

HS owns pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin, and we have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 🙂

If this server does indeed sound as intruiging as I want it to, it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! :heart:

We are currently on a sponsored shockbyte server but we will move to a super stronk dedicated machine when time needs be (very soon!).I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is May 2023.

Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Get involved with Hidden Sanctuary today!@ https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

135.148.63.27:25567

Axsioma server Minecraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2053
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

[Axsioma] – Private minecraft server with a friendly community and a fun atmosphere.

Our server is Role Play, politics, economics, large-scale events, no unnecessary plugins and much more!

[Сезон 0]

Enrollment is open. Apply quickly!

Axsioma.mcmem.ru