Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8984	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	New Chunks Explored:	901960

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5383	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	8489
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Alien Abductions:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8747	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	773

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	2775	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	3638

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Items Found:	2204	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	878	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	558421	Underground Cities Explored:	1

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net