Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	53
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	2510
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	67	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3333
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crops Grown:	2752
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	5648

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	614327
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Underground Cities Explored:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	433
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg