Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3499
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6545

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	27

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5287	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Farms Harvested:	173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6186
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	3

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575