Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7386
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4924
Votes:	1046	Emeralds Found:	6407
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	325	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	8940
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1838
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	622483	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5371	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net