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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4071	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	312	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	65	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Items Found:	6334	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3427	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8820
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9982
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1117	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com