Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	6210	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Animals Bred:	186
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	501
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2621
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3556	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Votes:	2369	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3982	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	73	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Void Gems Collected:	11

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	3056
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com