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Players:	106/700	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	254	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	341905	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	9955
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	4561
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	279	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4428	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	213
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Animals Bred:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7921

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2017	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	152	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	809
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

play.mundopixelnet.com