“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	New Chunks Explored:	380584
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6487	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8041	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	106	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	254272	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.