“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	258
Dragon Eggs Found:	2153	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	2234
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5829
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7676	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	6724	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2180	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	4516
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!