“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7239
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	4856	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	1543
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	5435	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2290	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	8744
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4550	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2501

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.