“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2397
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	6770	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2647	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	202	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Potions Brewed:	133	Dragon Eggs Found:	8483

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7496	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5069	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3123
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.