“Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

are, conformity, culture, Human Behavior, Human nature, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Like.., Minecraft, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, society, this.., we.., why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	5406	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4522	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1301
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

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Technical

publicNo keep-inventory but /back

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	196

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

Chill, Claims, Dynamicmap, fortnite, Friendly, Griefprevention, Gui, Map, Menus, mrbeast, multiplayer, Nolag, Nopvp, Onlinemap, PvE, Relaxed, Survival, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival, Viaversion, Website

Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6855	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Larteno Towny

Auctionhouse, Economy, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Newserver, Newworld, PvP, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

We are a Towny Server full of fun and exciting features! – MCMMO – Jobs – Autorank – AuctionHouse. Our goal is to remain as Vanilla as possible. This means no custom enchantments or any extra items that are not a part of Vanilla Minecraft. We are not an unpolished mix of plugins, hastily slapped together. Instead, this is a survival server offering a clean experience and gameplay. (Difficulty set to Normal)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DutchKingCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Chille server met Survival, Skyblock, Minigames etc. We have been around since 2011 and we are a relaxed community. Are you looking for a PVP server? Then look further. Are you looking for a friendly server where everyone knows each other and helps each other? Then you are very welcome! play.dutchkingcraft.nl We are online 24/7 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵

Angelchest, battlepass, bedrock, Chestshop, Chestshops, Claims, Claimshovel, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Economy, Fly, Freeranks, Goditems, Homes, MCMMO, Minigames, Mythicmobs, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Quests, Ranks, Sethome, Shop, Shopgui, Silkspawners, Sit, skins, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival, Terrain, Viaversion, Warps

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵 Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lintukoto

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a new Finnish minecraft server. To which everyone is welcome. We currently have vanilla Survival and spawn a PvP arena where you can fight against other players. Nothing but welcome!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mythryl Network

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

We are thrilled to present Mythryl Network, where fun and excitement await players of all ages! Our server is dedicated to providing a diverse range of engaging and thrilling minigames that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or new to the game, our server offers a friendly and welcoming community where you can join in on the action.

We were re-founded in 2023 by DoekeDan and ItsJR and include minigames such as skywars, eggwars, build battle, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nekonečný příběh

Economy, Event, Jobs, Magic, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Residence, RPG, Skills, Survival

Endless story

• The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find what they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.

• We focus primarily on quality gaming together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of players, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.

• There is classic Survival, with an almost infinite map. There is a fully developed economy, complemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The entire game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are monsters adapted for this with corresponding difficulty than in the original game. There are ready-made custom charms that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of entertainment prepared here, which will never get boring, and you have to discover the main charm of the whole server yourself :3

• The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one big one that will have no end. We are looking forward to seeing you o/

Links:Web: npribeh.fhgames.cz/Discord: discord.gg/a8MSGPdYouTube: www.youtube.com/ChipmunkatelsFacebook: www.facebook.com/npribeh/Instagram: www.instagram.com/npribeh/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GalaxyRP

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

This is a great server i hope to see get a big player base some day i work hard and put alot of my spare time on this server. You will need to add the port to the end of the ip like IP:port but with the ip and port including :

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.