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AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crops Grown:	1352
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1