Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9599	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
New Chunks Explored:	763696	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8581	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	679771	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

chilling history, Dark History, disgusting events, disturbing facts, disturbing history, grim history, GrizzlyGrossHistory, grotesque events, gruesome atrocities, gruesome details, gruesome history, horrifying past, horrifying truths, macabre events, macabre tales, Minecraft, morbid history, nauseating events, repulsive facts, revolting events, shocking events, smp, unsettling stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	6797
Dragon Eggs Found:	2983	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8214	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3153
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Animals Bred:	105	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Moonscape Network

advantages, creativity, economic burden, Engaging, fair, Friendly, Fun, harmful behavior, Items, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moonscape Network, multiplayer, Perks, Profanity, Server, Survival, Toxicity, UNIQUENESS, young audience

Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	112
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	6753

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.