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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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