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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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