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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Zombie Dances: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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