Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5520	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	106
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1068
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	243

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5033	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5315
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).