Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1477

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	164383
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1911
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Villages Defended:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	5538

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.