Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Potions Brewed:	125
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2695
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	1531

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	98
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.