Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	6616	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4315	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	233712
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.