Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6566

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	664041	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3511	Ores Mined:	9676
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	123	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.