Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9400	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	5225
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	764	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2876	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3238
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!