Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	306916
Crops Grown:	5948	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8207	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Murder Mystery (1murder)

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery murder mystery

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	739084	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] – IN DEVELOPMENT

Economy, Equestrian, Equestrianserver, Forge, Horses, Horseserver, java, Modded, Roleplay, Survival

Pixelcraft Equestrian

All parts of this server are currently a big work in progress. We are looking for builders, moderators and more to help us move forward!

Pixelcraft Equestrian [Modded 1.18.2 Equestrian Server] - IN DEVELOPMENT Minecraft Server

We update our progress most frequently here!https://discord.gg/xB4Ztb3BqQ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Team UnknownZ

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public server of team Unknownz powered by aternos . Survival , PVP and more. join now ……………………………….. …………………………….. ………………..unknownz.aternos.me……………… ……………… ………………. ……………… ……………………. …………………… ……………………

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LuminosityMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Towny

This is a PVP-enabled towny server utilizing Town Sieges, balanced customized items and enchantments, and a rock-solid economy setup to prevent needing constant wipes like most servers! Join us in our discord and follow our development as we build something great! This server welcomes PVPers and Econ Towny enjoyers alike.

Bedrock cross-compatibility available

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

[ JAVA + BEDROCK ] Viserion true magical survival experience, tons of unique features!

Auctionhouse, bedrock, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Discord, Dynamicmap, Dynmap, Economy, Economysurvival, Essentials, Jobs, Land, Landclaim, Leveling, Levels, Nonpay2win, Quests, Rewards, Rewardvoting, Skills, Survival

Bedrock server details: IP: play.viserion.art // port: 25568

[ JAVA + BEDROCK ] Viserion true magical survival experience, tons of unique features! Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Atlantica

FTB, Survival

Atlantica has started and we’re looking for a few more players to join.

Atlantica server features: – Never deleted a server before, still have RAD running after 2 years – Active and helpful admins to help resolve issues – 32GB RAM + Ryzen 3700x CPU + NVMe SSD Storage – Based in USA, with great connection speeds to EU and Asia

Valhelsia 3 features: – Magic with Blood Magic/Astral Sorcery/Psi/etc – Automation & Tech with Create/Mekanism/Industrial Foregoing/etc – Exploration with new structures from various mods – Build your own kingdom with MineColonies

Come join, for a relaxed and friendly gaming environment 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JOIN EPIC.CLUBCRAFT.NET STAFF AND ADMIN NEEDED!

Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Earth, Economy, Eggwars, Factions, Gens, KitPvP, Minigames, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, smp, Survival

ClubCraft🌠 is a classic Minecraft network.

You can join with a registered or a Minecraft account on play.clubcraft.net. Hope to see you soon!

The server currently includes:– Survival– SkyPVP– BedWars– KitPVP

Much more to come!

IP: play.clubcraft.netVERSION: latestDISCORD: discord.clubcraft.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FriendlySMP

Survival, Vanilla

You must be whitelisted to join Join Discord server: https://discord.gg/Guumx3gw5T Answer the questiond in the “application” channel. Friendly SMP has Minecraft survival gameplay with some additional plugins that would make your experience just a little better. Let’s create a community that would make this server truly amazing! We do not have land claim becase you have to be whitelisted to join the server and that means you can trust everyone on this server. Build a base, a shop, show everyone how creative you are

We have a shopping district! It’s a giant city with old buildings and skyscrapers! Can’t wait to see what you are going to build!

There are some plugins on this server! -You can set your home -Multiplayer sleep mechanic (1 person required to change time)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ironclad Vanilla

PvE, Vanilla, Whitelist

Grief Protection/Rollback – No World Resets – No Spawned Items

Ironclad Vanilla is a whitelisted Semi-Vanilla server that strives to maintain a thriving community.

The map will never, ever, be reset. This means that you have all the imaginative freedom that you want in creating the most amazing builds and structures without ever worrying about it being lost. Map downloads become available every few months, so you will have forever access to your builds!

Please join our discord to apply. https://dsc.gg/ironclad

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GubbCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist

WELCOME TO THE GUBBCRAFT SERVER!We are a casual, mature server interested in build projects and having fun playing minecraft in our down time. We don’t have any scheduled events or group builds at the moment, just jump in and start playing. If you have any ideas let us know, we are still figuring stuff out.

RULES————————————No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t go around killing people especially if you don’t know them. if you do end up killing someone accidentally or with permission, help them get back to their grave to retrieve their inventory. PVP is okay if it is agreed upon first.

Clean up after yourselves, don’t leave floating trees or 1×1 towers. Please fill in creeper holes.

No Cheating, we don’t use hacked clients. Please keep this server Vanilla.

Keep it local, try to stay within a theme when building near other players builds. If you aren’t sure how just ask.

Be Decent, it’s not hard, just be cool.

Apply Here

https://forms.gle/LJB1Z2eL5TPovGfbA

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ursae

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Roshan.wtf Anarchy server without rules, without admins, without map resets.

Vanilla gameplay. No TP, no home, no spawn, no tpa. Type /help for ALL the commands. Has an economy with auction and a /shop Version 1.18.2 / latest

https://gps.roshan.wtf

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FurixMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Introducing FurixMC Skyblock – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey to the skies with FurixMC Skyblock! Dive into a world of boundless possibilities where you’ll find yourself stranded on a floating island in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Our server is dedicated to delivering an exhilarating Skyblock experience like no other.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fairy Tail Legends of Ishgar

Anime, Bosses, Celestialspirit, Dungeons, Erza, Fairy, Fairytail, Gray, Guilds, Happy, Laxus, Lucy, Magic, Magicspells, Mythicmobs, Natsu, Rogue, Roleplay, Sting, Tail, Wendy

A world of Fairy Tail, Magic, Wonder and Adventure!

An actual Fairy Tail Server with everything you could hope for!Live your life as a Wizard in the kingdom of Fiore, take on our 80+ requests, join one of the 10 guilds, train and enjoy everything the world has to offer, around the world you can find and obtain all sorts of Magics. Take one of the 20 Magic Classes and train in your Magic skill until you’re a top wizard with all 14 class spells!

Fire – Control the element of fire, allowing you to scorch your enemies and douse flames!

Water – Control the very water of earth itself, striking your enemies with water and blocking their attacks!

Ice – Create and Manipulate Ice in various forms!

Guns – Requip advanced Magical Guns, Snipe your enemies and shoot out Tornadoes(Among other things)!

Reflector – Distort all that is inorganic, reflecting all manner of substances to gain the edge over your enemies

Gravity – Obtain the power to manipulate the very gravity itself!

Sand – Manipulate Sand to attack and defend!

Snow – Create and control Snow, using it to freeze and attack your enemies!

Light – Create and manipulate hardened Light, using it to pierce enemies and create Light Seals!

Shadow – Utilise the properties of Shadows, striking the enemy from their own Shadow and becoming one yourself!

Lightning – Call down and manipulate Lightning, becoming it and using it to attack and defend

Air – Manipulate the wind and atmosphere, turning the world into your play ground!

Enchanter – Gain the ability to Enchant people and things, creating Berserkers and calling down Meteors.

Celestial Spirit – Summon Celestial Spirits from another world who’ll fight for you using their Keys

Take Over – Call forth great animals, beasts and demons from within your Souls and perform Take Overs on Monsters!

Paper – Use various coloured Papers with different Effects to dominate your enemies!

Solid Script – Write magical words in the air and use their meaning to fight!

Sound – Create and control Sound to Attack, Defend, Support and Weaken your enemies!

Smoke – Create and manipulate Smoke to defend yourself, hurt your enemies and suffocate them!

Requip – Requip powerful weapons and armours with magical abilities to overwhelm your enemies!

Obtain unique and immense magics around the world!

Concerning Ranks –

Can I be Mod?No but you can send an application to my email or on Discord, found on the server

Can I be Admin?Absolutely not, you will only be promoted after being Moderator for a period of time and have done the job properly

You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Cffd6gu !

Additional NotesA true RPG for Fairy Tail, live as a Wizard, grow as a Wizard and enjoy the world that’s come to your door step!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Citadel

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

This is a city with lots of interesting places to explore! Feel free to buy houses, rent hotels, even get a living by fishing for stuff to sell! Play Minecraft like you never have before! Meet new friends, join games, and play to your hearts content! Earn your living by going into the wild and building a farm, spread your wings and explore beyond the Great Barrier! This barrier was built to protect all who live inside its walls, but if you wish to leave, there are two easy exits by the two different ends of the river. No one knows what is beyond, only that one day, the settlements and builds will spread across the world! Be sure to check out the website at: rhinogirl.wixsite.com/gamingcommunity

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingdomsCalling

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom’s Calling is a server of mixed play. Begin your journey in the Kingdom Mines (Prison), Head to PVP World or Go Straight to Kingdom (TOWNY). Kingdom Mines are a place to earn special perms, tags, jobs and more. Create your Kingdoms Dynasty in the mines and earn your way to the top. PVP WORLD is where you can become the unbeatable Dynasty Team Champions. (New Champion each Month!) Towny’s Kingdom is a good place to start your Kingdom or join one. Kingdoms are a peaceful home area PVP free and safe for our laid back players. Kingdom battles are fought in the battlefields where Kingdoms earn their Military ranks to defend and create Military bases for their Kingdom. Come and unlock your Kingdom today!

Play choices a place for everyone:

Level 1: KINGDOM: – Safe Zone (Mob and PVP Free) Level 2: Highlands (resworld) -Normal Zone (Reg. Mobs and PVP Free) Level 3: DeepRun (resworld) -HARD Zone (Advanced Mobs and PVP Options)

*PRISON* *TOWNY* *PVP* *MILITARY ROLEPLAY* *PEACEFUL KINGDOM* *ECONOMY* *RANKS* *MORE*

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.