Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ultima Kingdoms

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdoms, a mix of Factions and Towny, with a touch of rpg, custom biomes, and custom caves. Choose to be a techy human, a gear-forging dwarf, an aquatic triton, or an element bender (from Avatar – The Last Airbender!).

Also feel free to join our discord server at https://discord.gg/ccPeBQk

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	132
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

For Lack of a Better Game

Survival, Vanilla

Greetings, fellow adventurers! We are FLoaBG, the architects behind an extraordinary dream: our magnificent Minecraft server. Brace yourselves for an exhilarating Adventure SMP, where our world transforms into a captivating narrative. Join us as the community expands, unveiling a breathtaking discovery of a mysterious character lurking in the shadows.

But that’s not all! prepare for a cascade of excitement and Immerse yourself in a dynamic storyline with monthly updates and gripping events designed to captivate the community. The server itself undergoes a metamorphosis with each passing month, introducing custom items, exclusive events, and exhilarating gamemodes for everyone to relish and showcase their skills.

Forge alliances and forge your destiny! Dive into the adventure that awaits you where the possibilities are as boundless as your imagination. Craft your own saga alongside newfound friends or embark on a solo quest with a plethora of options and ideas awaiting your exploration. Uncover an arsenal of cutting-edge custom weapons, intricately woven into the rich tapestry of our world and its vibrant community.

But wait, there’s more! Become an integral part of the unfolding saga by contributing your ideas and engaging in the creative process by voting and suggesting your brilliant concepts on our Discord server, the hub where our community thrives and our vision comes to life. Join us on this epic journey as we shape the world into a realm where your wildest dreams and grandest adventures come to fruition!

Come check us out here at our Discord https://discord.floabg.com/ Our Minecraft server ip is: minecraft.floabg.com

We also have an optional mod pack you can download to enhance your gaming experience if you so choose. This can be found on Modrinth under the name FLoaBG Vanilla, or a small guide on our discord server.

– Entrodor_Wolfry and team

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

qwerty

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

QWERTY survival. grief, raid, ally, enjoy! vanilla minecraft.

make teams and fight with other teams, or join up and take over! recently started server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	2486
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

Bosses, Customarmor, Customenchants, Customore, Customweapons, dragons, Dungeons, free, Freeranks, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival

Key Highlights:

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2587	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9964

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mines Excavated:	2521
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	862	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2953

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cryptonia

Anarchy, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

A cracked minecraft server network exclusively for Aussie and hosted in Perth.

We offer anarchy, creative, and survival servers that are kept on 24/7

Java: cryptonia.in Bedrock: cryptonia.in Port: 19132 (Default) Education: cryptonia.in Port: 19133

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	766	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	961	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TheBlackLotusMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	291
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]

120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.

Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ - an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version] Minecraft Server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5730
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerrarioMC

Roleplay, Survival

TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!

We are 1.8-1.16 compatible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3612	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FourNationsMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!

Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!

Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!

Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!

Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]

Boss, Bosses, Castlevania, Class, Classes, Darksouls, Dungeon, Dungeons, Jrpg, LEVEL, Levels, Metroidvania, Roleplay, RPG, Souls, Soulslike

Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server

Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.

Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.

Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.

Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!

Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!

https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Economy Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.