Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

Alexsmobs, Backpack, Biomesoplenty, boat, Combat, Create, Custom, Dungeons, Dynamictrees, Economy, Emotecraft, Fairylights, Farmersdelight, Farming, Mca, Medieval, Modded, plane, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Seasons, Ships, smp, Snowy, Supplementaries, Survival, Thirst, Tillage, Xaeros

⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth.

The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

Tillage on Discord

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	3353	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

True SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to True SMP. We are a new survival server that offers a lot of quality of life improvements without taking away from the “True” Minecraft multiplayer experience. Our aim here is to make a friendly community full of involved players and deliver an exciting and fun experience for everyone. Life can be stressful but here you can sit back relax, ease your mind and enjoy some gaming. Interested? Launch Minecraft 1.20.2 and enter the following IP in your multiplayer menu! – JAVA – TrueSMP.mc.gg BEDROCK – 5.62.71.12:22597

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MegaLeyendas

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Do you want a new experience? Or do you prefer an old-fashioned experience? It doesn’t matter all that, here in MegaLeyendas you choose how to play, whether it’s being a simple Minecraft survival player, challenging the countless bosses with unique mechanics, farming resources in the mines, or simply playing with luckyblocks. And the best part, WITHOUT MODS OR TEXTUREPACKS, a completely custom vanilla experience. Version: 1.17-1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2755

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Golden Nations

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Golden nations is a worldbuilding/roleplaying server. We have a small but welcoming community. The main focus of the server is for players to start their own nations in which players can ally with one another or even go to war with each other. We just reset and are looking for new players to join us!!

Features: Lands Nations War Brewery Dynmap McMMO Chestshop

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hollowcraft Bungee

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

While the server is functional we are looking for players to help build the worlds as well as the community.

Java (v1.20+) Plugins: Advanced Region Market, Beauty Quests, Better RTP, Better Structures, BlueMap, Bookshelf, Chest Shops, Citizens, CoreProtect, Decent Holograms, Deluxe Menus, EssentialsX, GSit, Info HUD, Interactions, ViaBackwards, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Plus others!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

S-G Hosting ATM9

Atm, Atm9, Modded, Moddedserver, Nobanneditems, Survival

New server with NO banned items/restrictions! Our community is small, but friendly. We at S-G Hosting believe in playing the modpack how its meant to be played! With simple easy to follow rules and no banned items you’ll have all the freedom you need to create and explore!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6839	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Osria | Dark Fantasy Roleplay | 1.18.2

16plus, Crafting, Darkfantasy, Discord, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Freeform, Highfantasy, Magic, Medieval, Medievalrp, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Whitelist

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Osria | Dark Fantasy Roleplay | 1.18.2 Minecraft Server

Welcome to Osria, Seekers!

Osira Roleplay is a 16+ whitelist Dark Fantasy server dedicated to a ttrpg roleplay style that encouraged a coorperative environment where players are encouraged to use their strategy thinking, building and progressing their characters through levels and preparing character gear to help them easier in events. Our community and roleplay styles is mainly centered around Player versus Environment where players will engage in story lines according to either players, regions or server arcs.

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Do you wish to create your own story? How about being able to craft items? Engage in events and level your character to the best of their abilities? You can do that here!

Realmseeker System – Realmseeker is a system designed for customization and simplicity. It takes dnd 5e and pathfinder elements and build your own class system mixing them together. Realmseeker has over dozen races, 5 themes to base a class around, and largely freeing crafting system that is easy to use. It is an evolving system that gets update and balancing as needed.

Discord – While our main platform for roleplay is on a minecraft server, half of progression, communication, community and applications are done through our discord servers! Discord makes it far easier for players to engage with our staff members within their own channels about the path of the characters depending on which Branch of Progression they go or what story they want to tell and for easy discussions and fast approvals. Our discords are also where players can interact with each other, share stories or funny roleplay moments or engage in any community activities.

Crafting – Players are able to craft their own items or sell them accordingly. This crafting system is apart of the Realmseeker System. People submit their applications in their own channels and are able to create whatever they wish, so long as they have the materials! Players can make alchemy potions, enchanting items weapons, armour, guns, airships, sea ships, even invent entirely new inventions!

Settlements – Settlments are Osria’s player regions! You can choose to become your own settlement and grow to become an empire through roleplay and dedication.

Character Creation – Players are able to pursue their own character stories and where they would like to take their characters. Their alignment and stories will always impact events, arcs and even specific areas or items that may trigger and event line.

Events – The environment within the roleplay world is alive with NPCs and creatures. You are able to explore the world through events run by dms and begin your adventures in Sunnydale (spawn) or any player regions that arise. Events are often triggered by player actions and will create interesting arcs for character development, character involvement and world building simply by having your character purpuse what they desire.

Like what you see? Join us on Osria here; [Forum Link] | [Discord Link]

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Skyblock Anarchy

25inbome, 420friendly, Anarchy, Fun, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 50k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Focused Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Best SURVIVAL server in BRAZIL!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6300
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

XYZZY SlimeFun

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7123	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9090
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

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Coronacation

1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

IP – corona.cubed.pro

Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

Voter Ranks

[Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

Common Questions –

How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [Vip] voter rank or higher.

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Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1330	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hardcore Anarchy

Anarchy, Deathban, Hardcore, Survival

New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

pixelcraft

Survival

Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magic Items Found:	7181	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.