Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Towns Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4090	Void Gems Collected:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	6910
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Legion MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

Join our thriving community now!

50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mine Zinho

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

1v50, Aragorn, Arcade, Archer, battle, Capture, Castles, Ctf, Dwarf, Dwarves, Edoras, Elf, Elves, Empire, Fight, Flag, Gondor, Haradrim, Helmsdeep, Hobbit, Horses, Lobby, Lotr, Middleearth, Minastirith, Monsters, Mordor, Moria, Mumakil, Network, Osgiliath, PvP, Ranger, Rohan, Sauron, Siege, Soldier, War, Waves

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!

Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

Join now with the IP:

– lotr.empirewar.org

– play.empirewar.org

– mc.empirewar.org

Join our Discord server!

https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

See you soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	60	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GxNetwork

Parkour, PvP

Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Items Found:	6952
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

Survival

The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.