Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RulerCraft

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What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	530	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Void Armor Forged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	591603	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	233
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

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Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

ARTICMC SKYBLOCK | – Mobcoins – Pets – Farming Tools – Mining Worlds – Bosses & more!

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

Cavesandcliffs, Cavesandcliffssmp, Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

118server, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Epic, Freebuild, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Network, Paintball, Parkour, Players, Protection, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survivial

isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OgMc

Survival, Vanilla

og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.