Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2214	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BackPlay (EU)

PvP, Survival Games

A Network dedicated competitive PvP and focused in Survival Games Check out our Website: https://backplay.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

QallarMusuq

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Survival

A 24 hour survival which creates UNFORGETTABLE memories and moments, we try to replace the mods with interesting plugins, join us to try your luck against everyone

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7693
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Torrent Network | Java/Bedrock | 1.17 -> 1.20.4 | Survival | Creative | Lifesteal

Anticheat, Automation, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Buildingserver, Buildserver, Chestshop, Community, Communitydriven, Contemporary, Economy, Epic, Essentialsx, Farms, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, Hermit, Hermitcraftlikeserver, Herobrine, Industrial, java, Landclaim, Minigames, Nocheat, Nogrief, Nowhitelist, Playershops, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Shop, Shops, smp, Smpvanilla, Staff, Survival, Technical, Traditional, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillatweaks

Torrent Network – Where escapism goes to die.

Discover the secrets of alien influence and become immersed in our smart features on Torrent Network. We offer 3 highly developed Minecraft servers with ZERO LAG – Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative.

Server Address: play.torrentsmp.com

Minecraft Version: Java 1.17 -> 1.20.4, Bedrock 1.20.0 -> 1.20.60

Port for Bedrock: 19132

Features:

Survival – A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.

Creative – Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; most use this server to plan epic builds or collaborate in creative mode.

Lifesteal – An extremely engaging and popular gamemode with a twist. This lifesteal server is also an MMORPG with custom adventure maps, original MMO skills, quests, and of course, the lifesteal gamemode. If you die you lose a heart, but if you kill a player you steal theirs. You can also craft hearts and revive beacons or earn them on adventures. STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT | OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

We are a public network. Anyone can join, but we ask that you read the rules under the Server Rules tab and join our Discord if you want to. We are an active engaged community, so reach out and we will be happy to help! Want to read some more detailed guides about our systems? Check out our wiki!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ECB Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

==ECB Network== Here at ECB we have the highest of standards for our servers. We currently have a Prison server, custom COD Zombies server, Survival server, Skyblock server, and an Alpha RPG Server!

Sadly, we no longer have Heist. Sorry everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OneBlock

This Oneblock server has Custom enchants, voting systems, Custom commands, Ranks, and if theres any help with the servers problem we have 3 admins and you can go to the discord and ask for help.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mythic Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Mythic, without a doubt, stands as the crowning jewel among Minecraft servers in Australia. It proudly holds the title of being the largest and most advanced modern Minecraft server in the entire country. This magnificent virtual realm offers an unparalleled gaming experience that is bound to captivate players from all walks of life. One of the standout features of Mythic is its incredible Duels mode, which stands head and shoulders above the rest. Bursting at the seams with an abundance of exhilarating minigames and party support, Duels mode takes competitive gameplay to new heights. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a budding adventurer, this mode will keep you on the edge of your seat, providing countless hours of thrilling entertainment. But that’s not all. Mythic is also home to a Survival server that boasts an array of unique features, setting it apart from other servers in the Minecraft universe. Step into this immersive world, and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a rich tapestry of possibilities. From custom-built landscapes to innovative gameplay mechanics, the Survival server offers an extraordinary experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. No matter which gameplay mode you choose to embark upon, one thing is for certain: Mythic guarantees an unforgettable time. Immerse yourself in its meticulously crafted digital realm, where imagination knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn. The dedicated team behind Mythic has poured their heart and soul into curating an extraordinary Minecraft server that caters to the desires of players seeking the absolute best. So, why wait any longer? The opportunity to experience the pinnacle of Minecraft gaming in Australia is just a few clicks away. Join Mythic today and prepare to be whisked away on a thrilling journey through the virtual landscapes of this remarkable server. Brace yourself for a gaming experience like no other, as you delve into the endless wonders that await you within the expansive world of Mythic. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the best that Australia has to offer in the realm of Minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NokBox

KitPvP, PvP

BoxPvP Server in Spanish with a variety of kits and a good community.————————————- ————————————————– ——–

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Midpoint

Antigrief, bedrock, Claims, crossplay, Dungeons, Friends, History, java, Javaedition, Mystery, Nostalgia, puzzle, Puzzles, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, smp, Survival

Welcome to Midpoint, a server where every player can create their own legacy.(Its NOT mid btw)

– Java IP –midpointmc.net– Bedrock IP –midpointmc.net | Port: 25565

Below we present you the reasons to pick Midpoint as the server to play on:

The 6 Pro’s:

Running 24/7 Since July 23rd, 2023Java Edition & Bedrock Edition are both supported.Friendly & Active Community: Be part of our welcoming, positive, and engaging environment.Up to 24 chunk view distance, much more than other servers!Player driven economy, you can set up a shop or trade with other players. Grow the economy!No trade restrictions! If you’ve got something you can trade it.

The 6 No’s:

No teleporting such as /home, /tpa, or /warp. You’ve got ender pearls for that.No Pay-to-Win garbage here.No crates, silly ranks, McMMO, or other unnecessary features.No map resets ever. What you build is here to stay.No disregard for server history and players’ creations.No chat reports! This means that we handle it ourselves.

Create your own religion or union and recruit members. Join a pre-existing group and help out other players. Take the Shrekists for example. Maybe you could join them? Oppose them? That’s up to you to decide. Explore the server map and discover unique items and puzzles throughout the world. Diamonds have become the currency of choice, driving the player economy. This server allows you to easily and seamlessly protect portions of the world from other players with the use of protection blocks, which can be purchased at spawn. The server map is also available for you to use to better familiarize yourself with the server world. View it HERE.

Please join our Discord server to stay up to date with the latest shenanigans and for instant support by clicking HERE.

Log on and cement your place in our server history today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🪙 DOGECRAFT [1.20.2] 👻JOIN HALLOWEEN EVENT TODAY!👻

Customplugins, Economy, Jobs, Prison, Ranks, Ranksystem, Residence, Residences, RPG, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival

🪙 DOGECRAFT Join Today!

⚔RPG

About us:Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:> Jobs> Friendly> Ranks> Player Shops> Custom Items> Custom Crafting> Extreme Fishing> Events> Pve/Player Duels> Residences and a towny like experience!> Land-Claim > Furniture> No P2W> Cosmetics> Hard difficulty Survival> Dungeons> Towny

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCToday

The Rules MCToday has similar rules to pretty much every other server, we expect you to respect our rules in order to play the server. 1) Do not use inappropriate language anywhere on the server or website. 2) Do not be racist, sexual or offensive to other players. 3) Do not grief outside of factions. 4) Respect other players to be respected. 5) Do not spam anywhere on the server or website, spamming includes CAPS. 6) Do not use any hacks or cheats. (Nodus is an example) 7) Do not bug other players for stuff or items. 8) Do not ask for ranks, items, cash, EXP or creative mode. We do not give stuff out for free. 9) You are allowed to steal from chests if the user didn’t bother to lock it. 10) You should only free build outside of the spawn city gates.

We look forward to seeing you on the server! -Staff

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OderCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

OderCraft is an online dating / roleplay server. The goal of OderCraft is to become the #1 Minecraft Online Dating Server. We have pets, cars, marriage plugins, roleplay commands, purchasable apartments, furniture, a unique community, and more. This server is nothing like any other server you’ve played on before.

We are a sanctuary for all minecraft players to socialize.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FurryMC

art, Claims, Community, Creative, Creativeplots, Discord, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furryfriendly, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mc, Minecraft, Minecraftfreebuild, Minecraftsurvival, Ranks, Survival

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server

Capaldi, Creative, Daleks, Doctor, Doctorwho, Drwho, Dwo, Freebuild, games, Minigames, PvP, Regeneration, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Tennant

DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

Looking to appeal a ban? Please don’t post here!We won’t respond to people trying to get unbanned here, we have a proper place for those on our forums where we will reply to them all equally. Please ask there!Appeal here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanarchy

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Anarchy | Vanarchy Public! | Lifesteal+ Infuse SMP| Custom Enchants, Higher Level Enchants! | We need 15 ACTIVE MEMBERS to start the season! Make sure to Invite your friends! (Join the Discord!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |

Afk, Arena, Bosses, Casino, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Heartsteal, Jobs, Kingofthehill, Koth, Leaderboards, Leveling, Levels, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Parkour, Playtimerewards, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival

⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System | Minecraft Server

🌐 IP: pmc.SiphonMC.net

🎮 Version: Java Edition 1.20.1/Bedrock

🌍 Server Location: USA

🌲Survival SMP 🌲 JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

🔹 Minions 🤖: Hire little minions to perform tasks for you automatically, such as mining, building, and breeding animals!

🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing.

🔹 Improved Auction House 🏷️: Buy and sell items with ease through our revamped Auction House!

🔹 Custom Enchants ✨: Enhance your gear with unique custom enchantments and explore our custom enchanting system!

🔹 Boss Fights 🐲: Take on powerful bosses in epic battles and claim valuable loot as your reward!

🔹 Clan System 👥: Form alliances, create clans, and conquer the world together!

🩸 Lifesteal Server 🩸

🔹 Lifesteal SMP💔: Defeat opponents to steal their hearts and showcase your PvP skills!

🔹 No Protections ⚔️: Unleash your combat prowess! There are no protections, making every encounter intense and thrilling.

🔹 Daily Boss Fights 🔥: Prepare for epic daily battles against formidable bosses and claim their valuable loot!

🔹 Custom Biomes and Structures 🏞️: Explore our unique world with custom biomes and structures to discover!

🔹 Player Shops 🏪: Set up your own shops and participate in our player-driven economy!

🌐 Join now and become part of our vibrant and welcoming community at Play.SiphonMC.net ! Whether you seek adventure in our Survival SMP or blood-pumping battles in our Lifesteal realm, SiphonMC awaits your arrival! 🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.