Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1044	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GODsNetwork

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16

Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…

IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC

Good luck. Have fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	248
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

Adult, Adultonly, Builds, free, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Nokids, Only, Pig, Poa, Redstone, Semiprivate, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	2538
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MistyMines

Prison, PvE, PvP

MISTY MINES OP PRISON SEASON 4 IS COMMENCING! ▶ PRESTIGE, REBIRTH, DONOR MINES AND PRIVATE MINES ▶ ROBOTS, PETS, BOOSTERS, CELLS AND MORE! ▶ AMAZING VOTE REWARDS ▶ FREE AND PREMIUM BATTLEPASS ▶ FREE RANKS ▶ NEW AND IMPROVED MAP AND SPAWN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW PLAY.MISTYMINES.COM

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6248	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AsianF4rmer Network

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The AsianF4rmer Network embraces a new player set with Java, Bedrock, and Eagler compatibility. Join with your friends or meet new members of the community through a web browser via Eagler, mobile via Bedrock, or computer via Java. AsianF4rmer, with many other gamemodes underway, currently has a phenomenal SMP, packed with custom items to obtain, quests to complete, and secrets to uncover!

Server Connections Eagler IP: wss://asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | wss://asianf4rmer.cf Java IP: asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | asianf4rmer.cf

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Community Cafe

Chestshop, Economy, Familyfriendly, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Tardis

CommunityCaféA small community based server

Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

Dedicated, Friendly, Hometown, Mature, Survival, Vanilla

Come on, make yourself at home.

We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ICE Cube Network

Skyblock

Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Varrock

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mystia FREE VIP RANK JOIN TODAY NEED STAFF

Prison

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3057	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Palladium SMP [1.20.2+] | PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming | MCMMO | Land Claims | Live Map | Player Warps | Player Shops | Ranks | Pets | Keep Inventory ON

Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Coreprotect, Coreprotectsurvival, Familyfriendly, Griefprevention, Keepinventoryon, MCMMO, Pg13, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranks, Ranksystem, stocks, Survival

What is Palladium SMP?We are a small, tightknit, PG-13, family friendly, non-P2W Minecraft community with active staff members who are dedicated to creating the best SMP experience out there!

Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:

PyroMining, PyroFarming and PyroFishingPro

MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!

Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP

Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party

Tons of custom QOL plugins and fun cosmetic items!Player WarpsKeep inventory is ON

We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:

Jobs, Auction House

And much more!

Join and see for yourself! 😉

Java Edition: play.pd-smp.comBedrock Edition: play.pd-smp.com Port: 25565

discord.gg/d2WNy4FHBC

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZhangCraft

Survival

Welcome to ZhangCraft! (⁠⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

ZhangCraft

We are server Survival-Multiplayer with events or quests!Join our official Discord server too! *Rules of our server are on discord*discord.com/invite/QCxK3cypHv

See you on ZhangCraft !

Great Fortune !＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1574
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreationStation

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server supports both Bedrock, and Java! Invite your friends and come join our small but growing community! we have plenty of undiscovered land, /back /home and /spawn for all players with the ability to set 3 homes! we have an economy plugin and are working on the store, the xp farms with everything you could need and ask for. come be a part of our growing community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.