”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Divine Spears Created: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Crops Grown: 1828 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7069 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Potions Brewed: 39
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 138 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9500
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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