”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchantments Applied:	58
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Mines Excavated:	1852	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	2023

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3040	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	3618	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9952	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	345
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.