Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2884
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 53 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

    Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

    But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

    And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

    But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

    Foot Fag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 6b6t.org Minecraft server

    6b6t.org Minecraft server

    Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Slim Laid Minecraft Server

    Slim Laid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

    Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

    Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

    In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

    So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Spy x Family Minecraft Server

    Spy x Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

    Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

    But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP

    Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a scoop of mint chip ice cream – refreshing, exciting, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground ice cream parlor where you can trade diamonds for scoops of your favorite flavors. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some sweet memories together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Game S O U L Minecraft SMP

    Game S O U L Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists, insane pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Union of Communist Servers of the World (SKSM) Minecraft server

    Union of Communist Servers of the World (SKSM) Minecraft server

    SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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