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MelioSMP

build contests, Builder, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, handbook, java, Longevity, private server, PvE, Survival, technical player, terraform, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

1.1.0, 1.1.7, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Chat, Community, Discord, Economy, EmberBoss, Factions, fp help, Gaming, Jobs, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Telegram

Our chat for telegram

https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

Join us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ores Mined:	2293	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Party Planet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	286	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3447	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

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Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBusterCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	6385
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19