Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

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2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

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Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mysticfox.de

Boss Battles, building, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Exploration, Minigames, Mining, Mods, pixel art, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, villagers

Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

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Lostshard Overview
Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
Discord: Click here to join!
IP:	lostshard.club
MC Version:	1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
Features:	Magic / spellcasting Skills and builds PvP with custom combat Clans Plots / land claiming Events Active community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard?	No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
Is the server active with events and community engagement?	Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
Can I claim land and build on this server?	Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
How can I join the Lostshard Discord server?	You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

AH refugees, Blogposting, dw, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, long tail tags, Mari, Minecraft, OMORI, picrew, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7162
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpookyCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8